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*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
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polkadots52
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2003-11-01 | |
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Can't Live Without You |
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One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
Submitted by:
tennis4evs301
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2007-02-15 | |
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friends... |
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Your friends will wipe your tears after a boy rejects you. My friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
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xAwwxYeahhxFlipx33
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2007-02-15 | |
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Drink and Drive |
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Near to the door
he paused to stand
as he took his class ring
off her hand
all who were watching
did not speak as a silent tear
ran down his cheek
and through his mind
the memories ran
of the moments they walked
and ran in the sand hand and hand
but now her eyes were so terrible cold
for he would never again
have her to hold
they watched in silence
as he bent near
and whispered the words..
"I LOVE YOU" in her ear
he touched her face and started to cry
as he put on his ring and wanted to die
and just then the wind began to blow
as they lowered her casket
into the snow....
this is what happens
to man alive.....
when friends let friends....
drink and drive.
Submitted by:
Bendystrawluver
Date:
2003-10-26 | |
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Aww Soo Sweet |
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He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.
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xoSnoBunnyxO
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2003-12-27 | |
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All the girls. |
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To all the girls out there who have had that first guy tell her she's pretty.
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morfutbol
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2009-06-28 | |
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Distracted |
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If I am not here, I am probably being distracted by a fly. Come back in a couple hours.
Submitted by:
socccafreak88
Date:
2009-06-28 | |
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Going Pee :) |
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HEY!
Stop yelling at me for not replying!
I'm busy going pee!
Calm your ass down...
Be back soon!
:D
Submitted by:
lildLUVZmike472
Date:
2009-06-28 | |
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out getting a life |
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im out getting a life =P
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lilJJred
Date:
2009-06-28 | |
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So there's this boy... |
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This is how it goes...
So there's this boy...
and the way he laughs... makes me smile. The way he talks, gives me butterflies. So, if I think all these thoughts, shouldn't I be dating him? I mean, I've tried to ask him out, but I COMPLETELY embarrassed myself.
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juliana249
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2009-06-28 | |
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